Shulex 2010-02-26 01:34 | #1
Först igen ._. Älskar Chuck Norris, så jävla grym asså!

elefantbajs2000 2010-02-26 01:38 | #2
All true :O

Demolatorn 2010-02-26 01:42 | #3
Allt är ju bara sinnessjukt roligt!

Boosfabriken 2010-02-26 01:45 | #4
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Bäst tyckte jag.

#1. Ban?

Shulex 2010-02-26 01:48 | #5
Varför ska jag få ban? Sa bara "först igen"? Jävla pant skalle.

elefantbajs2000 2010-02-26 02:21 | #6
Varför skulle du inte få ban? Lägger bara till ordet "igen" efter "först". Är ju lika illa det.

Gurgis, Donator 2010-02-26 02:21 | #7
"When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help."

Hehehe

FjAndeN, Donator 2010-02-26 02:27 | #8
"If Chuck Norris falls into a lake he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised". Den diggar jag mest :D

Ethrax, Donator 2010-02-26 02:41 | #9
Banna #1 för hans hjärndöda kommentar på #5...

Torkke 2010-02-26 02:50 | #10
en av de sämre länkarna ikväll.. sånnahär skämt var roliga.. för 3 år sen.

Roger, Admin, EgenTitel100kr 2010-02-26 02:54 | #11
Shulex: Håll käften, feministjävel. Du är permbennad.

Leverfläckenpålåret 2010-02-26 03:00 | #12
Roger tänder till, småsexigt

epzilon 2010-02-26 03:13 | #13
''Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.''

Leverfläckenpålåret 2010-02-26 03:22 | #14
"Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries."

MemoreX1337 2010-02-26 03:43 | #15
Lyd Roger eller smaka på Chuck Norris penis?

Heenkishz, Donator 2010-02-26 04:39 | #16
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
Favoriten asså, klockren C:

rmpyro, Donator 2010-02-26 06:24 | #17
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down till he gets the information he wants".

Inlägget är borttaget 2010-02-26 09:16 | #18

s500i93 2010-02-26 10:36 | #19
"Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick."
den tycker jag är bäst xD

Pillpipp2k5 2010-02-26 10:59 | #20
Det här är humor på hög nivå :D

knowitall, Donator 2010-02-26 12:55 | #21
Skit bra :)

BM4ttzz0Nz 2010-02-26 15:15 | #22
Fyfaaaaaaaaan vad irriterade med den där "T-shirt pop-up"en

Dummiebeer 2010-02-26 15:33 | #23
Alltid lika kul med chuck norris :P

avalanchelol 2010-02-26 16:00 | #24
"A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there." Bäst

TobbaN 2010-02-26 16:03 | #25
"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer"

wtf

existing, Donator 2010-02-26 16:17 | #26
Är #25 seriös?
MC Hammers relativ kända låt "Can't touch this"?

Jag ÄLSKAR Chuck Norris. Och jag ÄLSKAR framförallt dessa citaten :D UNDERBART! :D

fisken, Donator 2010-02-26 16:24 | #27
"A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris."

Alla med iPhone/iPod touch. Ladda ner spelet "Chuck Norris: Bring the pain" lätt värt pengarna

Jonte1337o, Donator 2010-02-26 16:51 | #28
HAHAHAHAHHAHA så mkt har jag inte garvat på länge XD haha

overkill 2010-02-26 18:01 | #29
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

haha klockren !! :D

#1 2010-02-26 22:17 | #30

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
= nr 1

BurgerK!nG^, Donator 2010-02-26 23:17 | #31
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

i lol'd :P. Men sådana Chuck Norris facts är faktiskt sjukt roliga. #26 jag måste hålla med om det sista där :D!

Arakanox, Admin, Donator 2010-02-27 00:13 | #32
The only one who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris and only if he roundhouse himself while dreaming a nightmare, which is impossible as he invented nightmares.