Manipulerad89, Donator 2011-03-26 00:59 | #1
chuck norris dosent battle, he just allows you to lose

firas18, Donator 2011-03-26 01:10 | #2

Trean, Donator 2011-03-26 01:47 | #3
Chuck Norris wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes.

Fallos, Donator 2011-03-26 02:20 | #4
Chuck Norris has been to mars.... thats why theres no longer life there.

baronbozze, Donator 2011-03-26 02:21 | #5
Chuck Norris was not born. He simply is.

cancerftw, Donator 2011-03-26 02:22 | #6
Chuck norris *insert something unlogical*

IcyT, Donator 2011-03-26 02:26 | #7
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song

nooooooo, Donator 2011-03-26 02:34 | #8
epic

swagbart, Donator 2011-03-26 02:38 | #9
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.

Auzzaroo, Donator 2011-03-26 02:48 | #10
Chuck Norris is totally like so cool.

Eclipse, Donator 2011-03-26 04:17 | #11
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Sewil, Donator 2011-03-26 04:23 | #12
Chuck Norris doesn't swim, the water simply shape around his body as he passes through.

zeboone, Donator 2011-03-26 04:51 | #13
Chuck Norris doesn't rape gays, they rape him,

HanDenDärSnygge, Donator 2011-03-26 09:51 | #14

Have you seen a Texas Ranger? Look behind you.

corganite, Donator 2011-03-26 09:57 | #15
When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.

superante_93, Donator 2011-03-26 10:36 | #16
They were gonna put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the rock wasn't hard enough for his beard

Iizkwl, Donator 2011-03-26 10:52 | #17
Chuck Norris splits the union with a roundhouse kick, he wears a black belt on the beard that he grows on his dick.

superante_93, Donator 2011-03-26 11:09 | #18
#17 Iizkwl: Kul att du tog den från rapbattlen för en vecka sen...

Chosal, Donator 2011-03-26 11:33 | #19
#18 superante_93: Så du tror alla som kommenterat kommit på skämten själva?

superante_93, Donator 2011-03-26 11:34 | #20
#19 Chosal: Nä, men jag tror inte att de känner för att dela med sig av skämt som alla ändå hörde för en vecka sedan...

altoholix, Donator 2011-03-26 11:39 | #21
How much wood would chuck norris chuck if chuck norris would chuck wood?

Chosal, Donator 2011-03-26 11:42 | #22
#20 superante_93: Jag hörde det inte. Dock sög det, men ändå!

äggie, Donator 2011-03-26 12:12 | #23
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up... He pushes the earth down!

Skurt, Uppdaterare, Donator 2011-03-26 12:32 | #24

Worgen Freeman, Donator 2011-03-26 14:49 | #25
Jesus went on water, Chuck Norris went on Jesus

Heuw, Donator 2011-03-26 19:37 | #26
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Blomeister, Donator 2011-03-26 20:00 | #27
#25 Worgen Freeman: haha! Bästa!

superante_93, Donator 2011-03-26 21:04 | #28
Jesus went on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land ;)

Ethrax, Donator 2011-03-26 22:34 | #29
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

Iizkwl, Donator 2011-03-26 23:04 | #30
#18 superante_93: Ja, skitkul.

Eldoo, Donator 2011-03-27 00:14 | #31
Synd bara att Bear Grylls är så mycket hårdare än Chuck Norris

SmokeY, Donator 2011-03-27 00:39 | #32
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

nooooooo, Donator 2011-03-27 05:04 | #33
this wasnt awesome, this was chuck norris.

giantmidget, Donator 2011-03-28 10:02 | #34
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.