RudaaN, Donator 2012-08-08 00:41 | #1
BrandtOE finn 1 fel. :P

bestpotever, Donator 2012-08-08 00:53 | #2
Jag läste bara de korta skämten :/

BrandtOE, Vip, Donator 2012-08-08 00:55 | #3
#1 RudaaN: :D

Pattalutt, Donator 2012-08-08 01:26 | #4
Alltså hur kan så pantade bli advokater.
Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

S3ON, Donator 2012-08-08 01:34 | #5
10 år i fängelse för att ha snott en handväska, whaat!? :O

esset, Donator 2012-08-08 01:41 | #6
Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

wat?

Kohan, Donator 2012-08-08 02:48 | #7
ÅÅ detta är väldigt sköjj såhär innan läggdags.

larry, Donator 2012-08-08 03:18 | #8
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Luxis, Donator 2012-08-08 04:54 | #9
#8 larry: Guldkorn

jonas333, Donator 2012-08-08 04:59 | #10
"Några" roliga frågor. Klagar dock inte för roligt var det! :)

dannerr, Donator 2012-08-08 10:41 | #11
Skitbra länk!;)

jägarn, Donator 2012-08-08 13:06 | #12
#8 larry: Hahaha den bästa

wqube, Donator 2012-08-08 21:18 | #13
#8 larry: Helt klart min favorit efter jag läst allihop! :)

qwertybord, Donator 2012-08-08 21:54 | #14
hahaha tyckte denna va bäst, efter #8 larry: då.
Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

Crimzon, Donator 2012-08-09 01:46 | #15
Haha drygare jävel!!
Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
Witness: "Oral."
Lawyer: "How old are you?"
Witness: "Oral."